Carlos Tevez is getting all hot and bothered about United's failure to offer him a permanent deal - well, that's if you believe a report in the Daily Mail today.
It's a 'looked for' fixture when they're released in the summer as it's an allocation that leaves most satisfied. So how come every time we go the weather is attrocious? I think they do it on purpose.....
Fergie has buried the hatchet and APOLOGISED to Paul Ince for labelling him a 'Big Time Charlie'. Mmm, that's just ruined several songs aimed at our once influential midfielder.
Hands up who remembers Peter Davenport? Put your hand down, you stew. Of course you remember him. You've tried you best to forget him over the last 20 years, but it's not easy. He still haunts you in your dreams, with Terry Gibson in a goat costume, holding the back of his wedding dress.
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